Free wallet? What free wallet? Happy April Fools!
Ok. That’s not very nice, I know. How about a compromise?
This discount code entitles you to 20% off any products in our catalogue until midnight this Sunday. Buy one before this offer runs out!
The fine print
There’s one tiny catch: I was a little slow getting the discount set up on Amazon, so it’s only active after 3 PM. If you have any problems after that, send me an email or post a comment.